Could Mike Tyson Be in Line to Fight for the Police Gazette Belt?

For the past couple of months the internet rumor mill has been concocting a narrative that posits a return to the ring for Mike Tyson. But not in the way you might think. In the ring though he may be, this story has him not lacing up the gloves. He’d be going bare knuckle against Police Gazette-authorized world bare knuckle champion Bobby Gunn.

One would be wise to dismiss the assertions as fantasy, if there weren’t some real smoke in the tale, if not fire. Now, no less an authority than The Ring magazine (the successor to the Police Gazette as the world’s boxing authority) has looked into the claim and put it to rest, or have they? You be the judge….

Bobby Gunn vs Mike Tyson in a Bare-Knuckle Brawl?

The Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame Trophy

On July 9th, the National Police Gazette was formally inducted into the Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame as the first and only publication from the original era. The impact the Police Gazette and its publisher Richard K. Fox had on the sport of boxing as a whole, and bare knuckle boxing in particular, cannot be overstated.

Pictured below is the Gazette‘s BKBHOF trophy, accepted by current publisher Steven Westlake. During his acceptance speech, Westlake said “If Richard K. Fox were here today he would say ‘Is that all?’” Fox was known for his Stephen Colbert/Howard Stern-style faux grandiosity. But even this was in the service of making a sport thought to be the ultimate in low entertainment seem more refined and deserving of high status.

Shown behind the trophy is an original issue of the Police Gazette that describes the results of the famous John L. Sullivan versus Jake Kilrain bare knuckle boxing world championship.

Bare Knuckle Boxing Rules Announced

Introducing the official bare knuckle rules to ensure fighter safety as a top priority, as well as fair play and sportsmanship.

Bare Knuckle Boxing is a stand-up fight, where the contestants use their fists only. There will be no kicking, kneeing, elbows, wrestling, throw downs, biting, or eye gouging. Fights under our rules will be contested in bare knuckles only, with protective wrapping allowed only on the lower hand and wrist areas. Fights will be contested in a six (6) sided boxing ring or a four (4) sided boxing ring. Ring canvases must have two (2) lines on canvas 4 feet long and separated by 4 feet. This is to allow the fighters to step up to the line and begin the fight in close quarters. Fights will be contested in rounds of 3 minutes with a 1-minute rest period. Three rounds for regular contested matches, ten rounds for a championship match.

Rules:

Hand wrapping:
Fighters will fight with bare knuckles. Bare knuckles, again, means the knuckles are open. The contestants are not allowed to wear bandages or hand wraps to cover their hands and knuckles. It is called Bare Knuckle Boxing for a reason.

Age of Participants:
No person under the age of 18 will be permitted to compete in Bare Knuckle Boxing. All contestants 36 years of age or older may be subject to further medical testing.

Seconds:
All fighters are allowed to have three seconds. Two seconds are allowed in the ring or on the ring apron at one time. There must be a cut man included as one of the seconds. Each corner will assign one second as “The Chief Second.”

Knockdowns:
In the event of a knockdown, the man standing must report to the farthest neutral corner and remain there until the referee instructs him to continue. If a fighter is knocked down and is able to continue, the two fighters must start back at the line. There will be no hitting of a downed opponent; if a contestant is hit while downed this can result in an automatic disqualification.

Cuts:
If a participant is cut where the referee thinks the cut is obstructing the vision of the cut fighter, the referee may call a time-out when there is a lull in action. The cut fighter will be given 1 minute for his cut man to attempt to control the bleeding. If, at the end of the 1 minute, the referee deems the fighter unable to continue, the fight will be stopped and awarded to the opponent.

Referees:
The fight will be arbitrated by two (2) referees: One referee in the ring to control all the action in the ring, and the other referee on the outside of the ring to decide any dispute or questionable foul that may occur and not seen by the referee in the ring. The referee in the ring shall be the sole official for the fight, unless he feels he may have missed something. Then and only then may he consult with the second referee.

Judges:
There will be three (3) judges that will score the fight on a 10-point-must system. The winner of the round will receive 10 points, with the loser of the round receiving 9 points or less. In the event of an even round the judge must score the bout 10-10 unless points have been deducted.

Physician:
There shall be two (2) ringside physicians at every fight, with one physician assigned to each corner. The physician shall observe at all times the physical condition of the contestant and may stop any contest at any time to examine a participant and to recommend the termination of the bout when, in the judgment of the physician, serious injury could result to a participant if the contest continues.

Medical examinations:
Pre-fight examination: In addition to the testing requirements, which include a physical; a negative HIV, HEP B, HEP C test; a dilated eye exam; and a CAT scan of the brain, each boxer shall be examined by a physician within 8 hours of the time he enters the ring. If the physician feels the contestant is not physically fit to participate, he shall notify the person in charge and they shall cancel the bout.

Post-fight examination: Each contestant will be given a post-fight examination where the physician will determine if the contestant needs further medical supervision. In that case the contestant will be provided transportation to the nearest hospital.

Medical equipment:
No contest shall take place or be started unless there is an ambulance, together with emergency equipment and a portable resuscitator with oxygen, and a qualified operator on premises.

Scoring:
Fights shall be scored on the amount of punches and effectiveness of the punches. It is not just the volume of punches, but the punches that have the most effect.

A standing eight count will be used. There will NOT be a three-knockdown rule used. All fighters must wear a mouthpiece and a cup with a groin protector.

In addition, there will be weight categories: Lightweight, Welterweight, Middleweight, Light Heavyweight, Cruiserweight, and Heavyweight. Also, very soon there will be female Bare Knuckle Boxing rules being posted for female professional bare knuckle boxers. The titles available will be North American International and World Champion status. The fighters are allowed to wear sponsorships from different companies to put on their fight gear. BKF will also supply professional Bare Knuckle Boxing gear for the fighters to compete in.

For more information visit OfficialBobbyGunn.com and Twitter.com/IamSimpson007.

OFFICIAL BARE KNUCKLE BOXING HEAVYWEIGHT NO-WRAP RANKINGS

Proudly and respectfully announced Wednesday, March 23, 2016, at the Sands Casino in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, by Scott R. Burt, president of the Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame; Belfast, New York.

BOBBY GUNN; USA, Hackensack, New Jersey (71-0, 71 KOs)
Holder of National Police Gazette-Authorized WORLD Championship Belt
Lineal holder of the National Police Gazette’s Bare Knuckle Boxing World Championship Belt first awarded to Jake Kilrain in 1887 before being famously won from him in 1889 by The Great John L. Sullivan. Gunn is the third man in history to own it. It is now under complete control and authority of BKBHOF President Scott R. Burt, the only man in the World authorized to name BKB World Champions and issue belts representing such.

Top 10 Ranked WORLD Heavyweight Contenders:

1. Danny Batchelder; USA, Glens Falls, New York (44-0, 44 KOs)

2. Kevin Ferguson AKA Kimbo Slice; Bahamas, Nassau (31-1, 31 KOs)

3. Shannon Ritch; USA, Coolidge, Arizona (25-2, 25 KOs)

4. Dhafir Harris AKA Dada 5000; USA, Miami, Florida (47-0, 47 KOs)

5. Sharif Kemp; USA, Atlanta, Georgia (36-0, 36 KOs)

6. Dan Biddle; USA, Hockessin, Delaware (19-0, 19 KOs)

7. Anthony Caputo; USA, Kennett Square, Pennsylvania (17-0, 17 KOs)

8. Jamie Hearn; UK, Colnbrook, Berkshire (30-0, 30 KOs)

9. David Whittom; Canada, Quebec City, Quebec (10-0, 10 KOs)

10. Michael Ferry; UK, Newcastle upon Tyne (5-0, 4 KOs)

DANNY BATCHELDER; Glens Falls, New York (44-0, 44 KOs)
Holder of National Police Gazette-Authorized AMERICAN Championship belt
Lineal holder of the National Police Gazette’s Bare Knuckle Boxing American Championship title, last held by The Great John L. Sullivan; he won it by defeating Paddy Ryan in 1882 and was given it by the Gazette. Batchelder is the second man in history to own it. This title is now under the complete control and authority of BKBHOF President Scott R. Burt, the only man in the World authorized to name Champions and issue belts representing such.

Top 10 Ranked AMERICAN Heavyweight Contenders:

1. Shannon Ritch; Coolidge, Arizona (25-2, 25 KOs)

2. Dhafir Harris AKA Dada 5000; Miami, Florida (47-0, 47 KOs)

3. Sharif Kemp; Atlanta, Georgia (36-0, 36 KOs)

4. Dan Biddle; Hockessin, Delaware (19-0, 19 KOs)

5. Anthony Caputo; Kennett Square, Pennsylvania (17-0, 17 KOs)

6. Mark Brown; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (14-2, 14 KOs)

7. Nelson Lopez Jr.; Pahokee, Florida (11-2, 11 KOs)

8. Mike Liberto; Bethlehem, Pennsylvania (8-1, 8 KOs)

9. Ricardo Marquez; Phoenix, Arizona (12-3, 12 KOs)

10. Ruben Albino; Ocean City, Maryland (13-4, 13 KOs)

Lists were derived from extensive research based on witness accounts, quality of opponents, individual fight styles, submitted records, and potential for upward movement.

Scott Burt has been endorsed by the late great historian and publisher of The Ring magazine Bert Randolph Sugar. In February of 2016 Scott was also authorized by the iconic National Police Gazette to be the sole acknowledger of World Bare Knuckle Boxing Champions and sole issuer of belts to represent such. Steven Westlake, the current publisher of the National Police Gazette, stated “The task, honor, and responsibility now belongs solely to Scott Burt, President of the BKB Hall of Fame in Belfast, New York. His unselfish dedication to preserving the sport’s amazing history with class and dignity is impressive.”

From 1880 to 1920, the National Police Gazette was the most important boxing journal in the world. The magazine also sanctioned bouts and issued championship belts before there were official boxing associations. The Gazette through its publisher Richard K. Fox sanctioned the last bare-knuckle boxing championships ever to take place until Bobby Gunn won an approved match vs Richard Stewart in 2011 and then was presented with the current world bare-knuckle-boxing championship belt in 2014 by President Burt of the Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame. In February 2016, the Police Gazette, through its current publisher Steven Westlake, formally recognized Scott Burt and the Hall of Fame as having the sole authority to issue new bare knuckle championship belts.

Closing the Squared Circle: The Return of Sanctioned Bare-Knuckle Boxing

“The end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.”

T.S. Eliot probably was not referring to bare-knuckle boxing when he wrote those words. But we do seem to find ourselves in that situation today.

Back in 1877, Richard K. Fox took over the National Police Gazette and soon began featuring boxing within the Gazette’s pages. This was prize fighting, by the London Prize Ring Rules. There were no gloves, no wraps, no protection of any sort from the waist up. And it was totally illegal in every jurisdiction within the United States.

Prize fighting had always been illegal in the U.S. But it was popular nonetheless, until the first high-profile tragedy occurred in 1842. In a match in Hastings, New York, Christopher Lilly essentially beat Thomas McCoy to death. And the combination of a law-enforcement crackdown and the public’s shock at the incident put a pall over the sport in this country for a generation.

With the passage of time, however, the public’s taste for bare-knuckle boxing began to return, and then two things happened. Those things were Richard K. Fox and John L. Sullivan.

Fox’s story can be found elsewhere in this website. But in a nutshell, he was the P.T. Barnum of publishing. He refined sensational journalism to a degree never before approached, and which is still the template for it to this day. Conflict was king, and shocking, in-your-face depictions of activities society preferred to sweep under the rug was queen. Bare-knuckle boxing fit this recipe to a T.

John L. Sullivan, like Muhammad Ali 80 years later, had phenomenal ring skills combined with an uncanny feel for promotion and public relations. Did Fox and Sullivan really hate each other as is commonly thought? After all, Fox was Irish Protestant and Sullivan Irish Catholic. But Ali and Howard Cosell were much friendlier than they appeared on camera. Was it a coincidence that Sullivan and Fox’s conflict produced the greatest boxing matches of the late 19th century, bringing Sullivan, the Police Gazette, and boxing in general to heights no one could have imagined? Don’t bet on it.

In 1889, Fox backed the latest of his challengers to try to teach Sullivan a lesson. Jake Kilrain lost that fight, and Sullivan solidified his hold on the bare-knuckle boxing championship of the world, winning the Police Gazette championship belt. It would be the last bout to determine that championship for over 120 years.

After more than 10 years of Fox and Sullivan’s efforts, boxing was on the threshold of mainstream acceptance. But there was one catch: it had to be gloved, Marquess of Queensberry Rules. In 1892, Sullivan fought James Corbett for the first gloved championship to be held completely legally in the light of day. From that point on, professional boxing followed the gloved path and the bare-knuckle variety was left to the back alleys and dark corners.

But after more than 100 years of evidence, who are the gloves really protecting? The punch taker or the punch thrower? There are not enough examples yet to do a conclusive scientific comparison, but are brain injuries really less common in the gloved version than the bare knuckle? Or is it reversed? One way to answer the question might be to ask which sport has more brain injuries, rugby or American football? Both similar sports. One with no protection, the other with massive amounts of protection. But again, what is being protected more? The recipient of the blow or the deliverer who is so cushioned he can deliver with maximum force each time without worry of doing damage to himself.

With that—and other factors and influences—in mind, bare-knuckle boxing has been experiencing a renaissance. Yet it picks up right where it left off in 1889: as illegal as the day is long. This in spite of the fact that safety precautions are now abundant, so a repeat of a Thomas McCoy incident is remote. Bouts are no longer governed by the London Prize Ring Rules, which allowed stand-up grappling, throwing, and no time limits. If a fighter was able to walk to the center of the ring without assistance the fight would go on. Fighters like McCoy had to rely on his seconds to know he’d had enough and to stop the fight, whereas impartial referees have that job today.

How, then, can a new bare-knuckle championship belt be given without condoning illegal activity? The first Americans have the answer! On August 5, 2011, the Yavapai Nation just outside Scottsdale, Arizona, sanctioned a bare-knuckle bout between Bobby Gunn and Richard Stewart under the laws of the Nation. Gunn emerged the victor and claimed the bare-knuckle world championship, a claim made more official when Scott R. Burt of the Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame presented Gunn with a championship belt in 2014.

This belt is the first given to a bare-knuckle champion since Richard K. Fox presented his to John L. Sullivan on behalf of the National Police Gazette in 1889. This year, the Police Gazette officially recognizes the authority of Scott Burt’s belt, bringing full circle a sport that has remained in the shadows for 125 years, and giving today’s fans a chance to “know the place for the first time.”

The Police Gazette Heavyweight Champion Belt

Today’s Police Gazette World Champion Belt Presented by the Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame

For more information visit the Bare Knuckle Boxing Hall of Fame at Twitter, Facebook, and the Web.

Hitler Highlights and Fun Facts from Police Gazette Book Hitler Is Alive!

Only in the Police Gazette!

Subjects explored in the new book Hitler Is Alive!

-Eva Braun’s secret diary entries lament that her man is always away ruling the world and doesn’t have any time for her. But later entries reveal how when the cat’s away, the mice will play!

-Gisela Fleischer Hoser claimed to be Hitler’s daughter and told the Police Gazette, “I rather hope that my father is still alive and reads these lines to learn that his only daughter has married a Jew.”

-Argentina was perfect for escaping Nazis. A quarter million German immigrants already lived there and leader Juan Perón made no secret that he welcomed former members of the Reich whose European welcome had worn out.

-The Soviet Union gave more support and direction to the Socialist Reich Party, the successor to the Nazi party in post-war Germany, than to the West German Communist Party. Why? Only the Police Gazette knows!

-Letters between Hitler and Mussolini unintentionally reveal Hitler’s real reason for not throwing a full assault against Great Britain and ending the war in Western Europe. They show Mussolini being led by the nose by a master manipulator.

-Hitler’s personal physician, Dr. Ludwig Stumpfegger, developed a procedure called the “silk-cord operation” that could temporarily paralyze parts of the human brain. Did he use it on Der Fuehrer before his escape from Berlin?

-The Police Gazette‘s last Hitler-Is-Alive report in May of 1972 says it is “sending one of its top investigative reporters to find out” if Hitler is still at his “heavily guarded fortress in a remote region of Patagonia” and to “be on the lookout for this important article.” The reporter was never heard from again….

All the original articles from this granddaddy of all conspiracy theories, plus new commentary and analysis that’s sure to entertain as well as inform. Go here to read rave pre-release reviews.

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Rave Reviews for Hitler Is Alive!

Open Road Media and Mysterious Press have teamed to release Hitler Is Alive!, a Police Gazette collection edited by Steven A. Westlake, head of the company that manages this website and all things Police Gazette.

Already the verdict is in. And Hitler Is Alive! is a winner. Read these pre-release reviews:

From Booklist, the leading trade journal for libraries and booksellers:
“Editor Westlake joyously collects a cavalcade of these breathless accounts, filed by intrepid deep-cover reporters, of Hitler’s Antarctic compound; sexually frustrated Eva Braun’s obtained diaries; and the clandestine documents, X-rays, and blood analyses that prove Hitler’s corpse wasn’t Hitler’s corpse (or that Hitler had children, or that Hitler was secretly a Jew, or . . . well, you get the idea). Ridiculous alt-history fun.”
—Daniel Kraus

From Amazon Vine Voice (averaging 4 out of 5 stars):
“A great read.”
—Jerry Saperstein, Hall of Fame Reviewer

“Highly recommended for conspiracy theory buffs.”
—Kilgore Gagarin, Top 500 Reviewer

“The writing is superb. Pulpy yes, but stylistically solid. Therein lies the true enjoyment in this fascinating piece of period journalism. The articles are so well written that a reader is compelled to follow along in the story with very little effort. Masterfully edited with original illustrations and great story selection so you can also enjoy it as an interesting work of alternative history speculative fiction. I’m very enthusiastic about a collection like this.”
—Dirk Drudgler, Top 1000 Reviewer

“Better written [than the National Enquirer] and more entertaining. If you are interested in gonzo history and conspiracy or just want to read some great, outlandish ‘history,’ this book fits the bill.”
—Kevin Fontenot

“There is such a draw to the content, you almost want to believe what you are reading. It is interesting to see tabloid writing collected and treated like a cultural artifact, which it definitely is.”
—Bryan Newman

“This is an interesting and meaty collection of the theories that are still being floated on the subject. Regardless of how you view the actual possibility that Hitler lived on, it’s a fun and hugely entertaining read.”
—Lauri Crumley Coates

“Worth reading through and thankfully it is a big lark, or is it?”
—Narut Ujnat

From GoodReads, world’s largest site for book recommendations:
“Believable in the way the X-Files is believable or that a congressman will believe and quote ‘The Onion’ as a source. A fun romp through a history that never was.”
—Joseph (evilcyclist)

All the original articles from this granddaddy of all conspiracy theories, plus new commentary and analysis that’s sure to entertain as well as inform. Go here to see Hitler Highlights and Fun Facts covered in the book.

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130 Years of Greatness: A History of Police Gazette Pioneers

Pictured on this month’s cover are the four men most responsible for making and keeping the National Police Gazette an American institution for 130 years. All of them are pioneers and/or geniuses in the field of popular magazines, and all of them knew there was something about the Police Gazette in particular that made it worth the effort.

Of the four, it must be admitted the most significant, not only for the Police Gazette but for all of pop-culture publishing, is Richard K. Fox. An immigrant from northern Ireland, Fox took control of the Gazette in 1877 and immediately undertook to remake the weekly in his own sensationalistic image—not unlike what William M. Gaines would do decades later after taking over “Educational Comics” and having it produce Tales From The Crypt and Mad Magazine. Fox not only perfected sensational/tabloid journalism but made the Gazette the forerunner of the illustrated sports weekly, the girlie/pin-up magazine, the celebrity gossip column, the men’s lifestyle magazine, and Colbert Report/Howard Stern-style ironic coverage of current events. He also had a blast being the Guinness World Records of his day. The trophies, medals and prizes handed out by the Police Gazette for achievements in every activity imaginable numbered into the thousands. The Gazette even sponsored Harbo and Samuelsen, the first people ever to row a boat across an ocean, partly because other publications—thinking the attempt too dangerous—refused to do so. Even with all these credits under his belt, Fox’s greatest impact may have been on the sport of boxing, which, when Fox took control of the Gazette, was illegal in every jurisdiction in the country and devoid of any regulatory authority. The Police Gazette changed all that. Fox’s tireless promotion and management of the sport raised it to a level of respectability and popularity it would never fully relinquish. Joseph Pulitzer and William Randolph Hearst would later apply Fox’s innovations to the daily-newspaper format and the rest, as they say, is history.

If Richard K. Fox made the National Police Gazette a spectacular 19th-century phenomenon, then Harold Roswell is the reason it became one in the 20th century. Roswell, with partner Edward Eagle picked up the Gazette at perhaps its most vulnerable moment. Following a gradual loss of focus and the death of Fox in 1922, the Gazette succumbed to the Great Depression and declared bankruptcy in 1932. It was purchased for a song by a pulp-magazine group led by Harry Donenfeld and Merle Hersey that got right to work bringing back the kind of shock and sensation beloved by Fox. Graphic articles and pictures of horrifying crimes and bare-breasted women on the front cover said the Police Gazette was reclaiming its place as the magazine you would spend all day in the barbershop reading, but would never have a subscription at home. Sadly, though the content was up to snuff, the business-management side suffered, and only a year and a half later Donenfeld and partners could no longer continue. When Roswell and Eagle took control in 1935, they brought with them the much-needed business discipline, and the Gazette gradually came back to life. For 10 years it focused on the familiar sex and crime. But in the late 1940s, Roswell—now the sole head—pivoted to featuring color sports photos on the cover—years before the debut of Sports Illustrated—reclaiming the Gazette’s legacy as the preeminent illustrated sports journal. Throughout the 1950s, he would also expand the Gazette’s celebrity gossip and sensational commentary on current events. Back in all its outrageous glory, the late 1940s through early 1960s were a new high-water mark for the National Police Gazette. Its “Hitler Is Alive!” series alone was worth the price of admission. Through perseverance, sound business management, and a feel for the “Police Gazette attitude” Harold Roswell became the magazine’s most successful owner after Richard K. Fox.

No list of important Police Gazette owners would be complete without the man who started it all. George Wilkes, with business manager Enoch Camp, wanted to publish a weekly similar to the “Police Gazette” of London, England, which reported details about fugitives and criminals for the benefit of law enforcement officials as well as the general public. Wilkes’s new publication would be the 19th-century version of America’s Most Wanted with John Walsh. On September 13, 1845, the first issue of the National Police Gazette hit the streets. It didn’t take Wilkes long to figure out—as Walsh did with America’s Most Wanted—that readers were picking up the magazine as much for thrills and entertainment as for helping to capture criminals. Wilkes also knew that libel laws of the time protected him from any actions as long as what he published came directly from public court documents. So if someone in a court proceeding testified the craziest, most outlandish things about someone else, Wilkes could publish the transcript in the Gazette and not worry about being sued. He also discovered that a good public crusade against a perceived menace sold copies. The most famous of these became the campaign against abortion provider Madame Restell. The Police Gazette’s unrelenting harangue against Restell was so effective it helped lead to her arrest and conviction. (The Police Gazette under Richard Fox, of course, became less serious and would most likely have handled the Restell case with ironic humor rather than a campaign to bring her down.) After some good years and some less good years, Wilkes sold the Gazette to a former New York City police chief. Its most memorable coverage in the remaining pre-Fox years would be of the assassination of Abraham Lincoln.

At the other end of the Gazette’s run, when Harold Roswell decided to sell and retire in 1968, one of the founders of the modern tabloid felt he could not miss the opportunity to pick up the reigns of the publication that had started it all. Joseph Azaria founded a little magazine called Midnight in 1950s Montreal. You still see it every time you check out at the supermarket. Only now it’s called the Globe. Azaria became very successful, but he had a career plan all mapped out: he would make as much money as he could in a short time and then retire by the age of 39. As part of this plan, he sold his stake in Globe Communications to a partner. But then the National Police Gazette came up for sale, and he couldn’t resist. Azaria kept the Gazette going for another nine years, but his mind was elsewhere. The plan was to be retired—he spent much of his time in South Florida winning backgammon championships—and the level of commitment needed to make it in the competitive world of publishing just wasn’t there anymore. The Police Gazette invented just about everything you can think of in the world of entertainment journalism. But as soon as competitors saw the success the Gazette made of something, they raced to imitate. And by this time there were dozens of other publications putting more energy and resources into doing the things the Police Gazette had done first. Joseph Azaria followed his retirement plans, ending up in Costa Rica. And the last issue of the National Police Gazette came out January 1977, completely made up of “Hitler Is Alive!” reprints.

Today, Steven Westlake and his company National Police Gazette Enterprises, LLC, manage all things Police Gazette.

Paul Juser: The Strange Tale of the Misfits

Glenn Danzig and Jerry Only have been suing each other back and forth for years over the commercial legacy of the Misfits. Everyone knows someone with a Crimson Ghost shirt, and I always wonder how much those people really listen to the Misfits. Authenticity is a subject punk culture jumps on viciously, but I’m positive few of the kids sporting the Fiend on any of their shirts, jackets, socks, skateboards, underwear, and Uggs will know the words to Spook City U.S.A. Glenn was somewhere between the second and third incarnation of Danzig when Jerry reformed the band in 1995 to capitalize on the popularity Metallica gave them. The Misfits were the first band I ever traveled to see.

We left around 5am for the three hour trip to Buffalo that took closer to five hours and still got us in town before noon. Buffalo was what every other city in Upstate NY would look like in 20 years. It’s filthy, and ugly, and broken. I was nineteen when I saw it, and I’ve not been able to go further west than Rochester in more than a decade. Cell phones were still ten pounds and cost a months salary, so we used a phone book to find the address of a record store, and spent hours pawing through the selection, and a few hours after that drinking coffee in a Denny’s. From there, we decided it was late enough in the afternoon to line up at the venue.

We weren’t first. The Misfits were an enigma. Punk Rock fragmented after Green Day went platinum, and no one could get along. The Crustys hated the Pop Punks, who sometimes hung out with the Hardcore kids as long as no one was Straight Edge. The Straight Edge Kids all wanted to be eco-terrorists like the Crustys, but wouldn’t hang out with anyone who drank or did drugs, and the Crustys were not about to give up beer and heroin. This was pre-9/11, before all of those things carried a mandatory Federal sentence. The Misfits were a band everyone liked. With their spikes and Devilock haircuts, they were punk enough for the Crustys, and their music was violent enough for all of the Hardcore kids. Even better, Glenn Danzig is Straight Edge now, which makes up for the band drinking when they wrote the songs. The sun was still up when we arrived at the venue, and we were far back in line.

The opening band was whatever band Marky Ramone had at the moment. The other Ramones were still alive, and I think they still played together with occasional reunions, but the Ramones were done by then. Some other local punk band or bands played before him. No one gave a shit about anything but the Misfits. I hadn’t been a fan long, maybe a year. I knew the Metallica songs, and could sing along with most of Collection II. I bought the reunion album only after buying tickets to the show. There were only two original brothers, one of which was not in the band very long, so I didn’t understand how this was much of a reunion.

The performance was galvanizing. The new singer, Michale Graves, was 23, only a few years older than myself. He exploded on stage in a straight jacket, led on a chain by the Misfits Fiend himself. Graves broke free in the first song and never stopped moving the rest of the show. The set was relentless, going on longer than I’d ever seen a band perform before. The only longer performances I’ve seen since couldn’t do it without going Prog like Tool. They played every song I knew, and  every song I didn’t know. I was an Uber-fan before I walked out the door.

For the next ten years, my life was little else but the Misfits.  I wore black T-shirts, and most of them were Misfits designs. I wore black pants and black biker boots like Glenn D. himself was known to wear. Several times I sported the Devilock hair style, one thick lock of hair down the center of your face. My boss at work described it as “having poop on your face.” Glued stiff, the hairstyle made eating an annoyance. I still have my biker jacket with a rib cage on the back. The collar was always popped.  Fiends made popped collars look cooler than any Jersey douchebag can imagine on his pastel polo. Popped collars made you A) look like Dracula, and B) show off the Misfits logo you painted there. My Fiend skull was positioned at the top of the spine to appear like a tiny backwards head atop the spinal column. I wish I could say I did this for comedic purposes, but it did get a lot of laughs.

Everywhere the Misfits played in a five-hour radius, I drove to see them. Like all addicting substances, the show was never as good as that first night, but I couldn’t get enough. My second show was with Bloodshed, and then several shows with GWAR. When the opening band was Cannibal Corpse, I got punched by the girl who drove us there for knowing all the words to “Fucked With A Knife.” I see now why she might have been bothered. Marky Ramone was usually around. When I was not going to see the Misfits, I was reading my new issue of Bleeder’s Die-Jest, perusing Misfits.com, and always had the Misfits playing at as full a volume as my roommates wouldn’t complain about.

Shortly after the Cannibal show, Graves left the band. Whether he quit or was fired was unclear, but hockey was somehow involved. Even though bassist and bandleader Jerry Only said he wrote “I Wanna Be A New York Ranger,” as a tribute to his favorite team, it was clear at the time he was making fun of Michale Graves. Regardless of which side was being less dishonest, Graves was not gone long. The magick was.

The last time I saw the band, Graves spent half the show backstage talking into his mic about the General Tso’s chicken he was eating. I briefly spoke with Jerry after the show when he came out to meet the fans. He spoke candidly about kicking Graves out to get Danzig back for the 25th anniversary tour. In 2000, Graves quit for good and walked off stage mid-show. Danzig put out a press release saying he would never rejoin the Misfits.

After the Misfits, Graves’s story is tragic. He released a string of under-promoted albums under several variations of his name before crashing his career with a drinking problem. He stuck to a horror theme with all, and still painted himself as the Misfits Fiend when he performed live. He also wore this makeup in his interview with the Daily Show in 2004, where he espoused his extreme Conservative leanings. Graves never got over the Misfits, but the Misfits should have never gotten over Graves. As bad as he did, Jerry Only always did worse. The Misfits were unlistenable without Graves, and the Misfits rip-offs he was producing were better than anything the band committed to the Internet.

What Jerry Only did with the band next was miserable. He saw a money-making machine, and he was not afraid to admit this publicly. This was the first wave of Misfits-Name-On-Everything merchandise, but years passed before any new music was released. That was a split 7″ with a Japanese Misfits ripoff Jerry discovered. After a longer wait, the first full-length release was the even more disappointing “Project 1950.” It contained no original material, only punk covers of Golden Oldies. Jerry toured non-stop with a revolving door of punk once-beens under the increasingly ridiculous Misfits brand.

Jerry’s brother, Doyle Wolfgang VonFrankenstein, joined the established Misfits in 1982 for the most famous–and the late career albums–shortly before the original breakup. He stayed through the Graves years, but quit to play with Danzig in 2004. Doyle’s character never spoke or gave interviews, making him easily the most likable Misfit. He continues to work on various solo projects I never listened to, and still gives the occasional performance with Danzig that I watch on YouTube in its entirety.

Danzig’s post-Misfits career came out as a similar series of farts. His best and worst songs were written during the Samhain era, but he put out several solid albums as Danzig, and Danzig II: Lucifuge is unquestionably the best album in his entire discography. Quality trailed off until it was so bad he couldn’t get his band to play it. He fired them and hired a new band. The resulting Danzig V was so bad he couldn’t even keep the new band together long enough to tour for it. At this point, he may have given up recording new music, but he does still show up at festivals to insult his fans and punch them and throw temper tantrums when he doesn’t get his way.

I saw Danzig live only once, in 2000. He only played one Misfits song. He punched an audience-member in the middle of the set. There wasn’t a member of the crowd without the Fiend somewhere on their clothing. Danzig didn’t invent the iconic Misfits symbol as he claims, he drew it from an existing source. The Crimson Ghost is a villain from a 1940’s serial. Similarly, the band name had nothing to do with standing out in society, but with Danzig’s crush on Marilyn Monroe. With Samhain, Glenn tried to abandon that icon for a skull of his own design. Despite his prominent use of belt-bucklage and occasional T-shirt, the Danzig skull never caught on after the Misfits.

As much as Jerry Only has trashed the memory of the Misfits, you have to agree that Glenn Danzig deserves it. He’s never done an interview where he doesn’t come off as a complete prick. He’s so obnoxious that his own fans cheered on across the Internet when his face was punched in by a nobody. Glenn was doing his Axl Rose act backstage, holding up the show and cutting the sets of his opening acts, when a big, round Hardcore front man got fed up. The band received death threats at first, but are now regarded as underground heroes. Their final show was opening for the Misfits. Unfortunately, no one got punched.

I once read an interview where Danzig was asked what he thought was the best quality in a roadie. Glenn said he had no respect for roadies, because anyone that would get on a bus with a stranger and have sex with him because he was a rock star doesn’t deserve respect. The article was torn from a Seattle paper around the turn of the century. I kept it in my wallet for years and read it when I needed a giggle. Either Glenn Danzig spent his career in music without knowing the difference between roadies and groupies, or his tours got very weird.

*****

Dr. Filth is a superhero with the power to convince himself anything. His alter ego is a cryptozoologist of the same name. Read “The Alarm Clock at the End of the World,” by Paul Juser at www.printisbetter.com.

Dave Lang the Fraudulent Black Belt and Phony War Veteran Exposed: Part Three

-New Details Emerge About How Lang Used His Phony Martial Arts Credentials to Target Vulnerable Young Mothers Being Served at a Christian Non-Profit in Cortland Run by His Mother Patricia Lang
-Lang’s History of Manipulating and Abusing Teenage “Students” Further Uncovered
-How the Phony War Veteran’s Lies Undermined a Real Soldier on Deployment and Destroyed His Marriage
-Dave Lang, Dog Murderer?
-Dave Lang Ignoring an Open Challenge

By Briggs Seekins, thewritingcoach@yahoo.com
If there is one thing this writer has learned while researching this three-part exposé it is that truly despicable individuals like Dave Lang, AKA David Da Silva Lang, AKA David Dabean Silva Lan, leave a long trail of angry, outraged people. After each edition of this story, multiple unsolicited sources have emerged anxious to share information about the destructive and negative impact Lang has had on their own lives. Other sources, when contacted, have been anxious to chime in. As one person interviewed for this article stated, “Yes, I would love to help bring that scumbag down!”

Nobody in this world is perfect and most people probably have other people who don’t like them and will gossip about them to other friends or acquaintances. That’s the nature of social interaction. But a person has to violate the social contract to a pretty serious degree to have people anxious to dish dirt to a writer they don’t know who is going to print what they tell him.

Lang has stomped all over the social contract time and again. And people have lined up to dish the dirt about him to this writer.

What Lang has done over the past several years goes far beyond simply lying about his martial arts credentials and making false claims about his nonexistent military background. There are pathetic slobs doing that in barrooms all over the United States every night of the week. Guys like that are certainly contemptible, but pitiful as well. They are merely attempting to cultivate a few hours of self-esteem before retreating back into their meager real-life existences.

Lang, on the other hand, has repeatedly used these claims to establish “schools” where he has conned members of the public into paying him money for instructions that he is not remotely qualified to provide. He has used his fraudulent status as a “black belt” to earn the admiration and cultivate the trust of young people, some actually underage. He has created an unsafe training environment in which “students” are encouraged to spar and exchange head trauma and potential joint injuries without the benefit of proper training and without the necessary level of expert oversight that would exist in a legitimate martial arts school or fight gym.

Since 2010 Lang has claimed to be a black belt under Brazilian Jiu Jitsu legends Wallid Ismael and Giva Santana, both of whom were contacted about these claims and eagerly recorded videos in which they denounced Lang as a fraud and stated that they had never even met him. Lang also initiated a pen-pal relationship sometime during the past two years with BJJ black belt and UFC veteran Hermes Franca Barros, who has been incarcerated in Oregon for sexual assault of a minor. Lang actually did manage to create a relationship of sorts with Barros and even managed to bring Barros’s nephew, Lucca Franca, to the United States under the pretense of being his manager and getting him fights in the U.S. Lucca Franca went back to Brazil after a short period of time, without ever fighting in the U.S.

Lang managed to use the pretense of his “friendship” with the Francas to insinuate himself into an affiliate relationship with Carlos David Oliveira, a well-known BJJ black belt from Virginia and long-time friend of the Franca family back in Brazil. During the course of investigating the first installment of this report, this writer contacted Mr. Oliveira and was able to help him uncover Lang’s deception and break all ties with him. Lang had claimed to Mr. Oliveira that he was a black belt under Hermes Franca and had trained with him for years in Florida.

This writer has spoken to numerous people who have known Lang at an intimate level over the past 15 years who all confirm that he has likely never been to Florida and certainly never spent any extended period of time there. Mr. Oliveira later confirmed with Lucca Franca that Lang had never actually met Hermes Franca Barros in person and had only begun to write to him after he was sent to prison.

All of this was covered in more detail in parts one and two of this series. These actions by Lang have been viewed as outrageous blasphemies by dedicated members of the BJJ and MMA communities, who understand the years of struggle, commitment and financial sacrifice that are required to achieve the credentials Lang has assigned to himself. But people who are not involved in those communities are understandably less outraged.

But these kind of claims are valuable tools for a remorseless, predatory con man like Lang.

David Lang: Maybe he should have stuck to playing drums?

From the perspective of public safety, perhaps no incident in Lang’s recent past is more disturbing than the period of time in 2011 when he was operating a “school” on Main Street in McGraw, New York. This writer recently interviewed an individual who was a “student” during that time period and what he revealed should be of grave concern to any people in Cortland County who are worried about dangerous and corrupting influences on the area’s young people.

The people conned by Lang during that time period were particularly young, many still students at McGraw High School. In at least one case, two girls who the source for this information described as “about 15” were allowed to walk in off the street and start sparring with each other without presenting any sort of parental consent. During this time Lang encouraged the petty, high-school confrontations his “students” became involved in and urged escalation. In other words, he was behaving in the exact opposite manner of any legitimate martial arts instructor, unless one counts the villain from The Karate Kid.

Lang had a partner at this version of his “school” who this writer is choosing not to directly identify by name. The partner, who was serving as the “striking coach,” is a relatively well-known punchline in the Southern Tier MMA scene, known for making ridiculous boasts about his history as a martial artist and a street fighter. A few years prior to his involvement with Lang he had been a semi-regular hang around at the famous “barn” behind Team Bombsquad founder Ryan Ciotoli’s house in Polkville, at the time when it was also the headquarters for the CNY MMA school.

This individual got a tattoo of the CNY MMA school logo on his neck within about a week of joining the school. He would rarely train in earnest, but would loudly shout encouragement to the fight team as they trained, occasionally hitting a heavy bag before becoming winded and going outside to smoke a cigarette. Some members of Team Bombsquad referred to him as “Radio” among themselves, after the Cuba Gooding Jr. character, who was an enthusiastic but intellectually disabled manager of a high school football team. It should be noted that this “Radio” was not actually in anyway intellectually disabled, and in fact attended Tompkins-Cortland Community College, where he was also well known for making claims about his martial arts bona fides. He was simply a loudmouth poseur, unable to gauge what a realistic level of BS would be for a dude who looked like him.

By the time Radio was “coaching” alongside Lang, Team Bombsquad had moved their headquarters to Ithaca and Radio had gone through a falling out with the owners of CNY MMA, which was particularly regrettable considering the neck ink he had gotten in their honor. Facebook posts by Radio during this time period feature disparaging comments towards CNY and boasts about the quality of Lang MMA, and “the proof” being “in the pudding.”

Although Radio was in no way remotely qualified to be teaching striking to aspiring mixed martial artists, he was actually closer to legitimate than Lang. And a sparring match between Lang and Radio led to one of the more despicable actions I have uncovered in Lang’s past.

According to my source, Radio was lighting Lang up. As somebody who has seen Radio spar and fight, this writer can report that this is truly hilarious. “(Name redacted) hit him a couple of times in the face,” the source reports, “and one of the kids watching made a playful little joke that Dave doesn’t have any striking.”

Lang became enraged by this. This writer can state with absolute certainty that Lang knew exactly what Radio’s reputation was prior to approaching him and targeting him as a partner for his newest school. It is this writer’s theory that Lang actually targeted him due to realizing that the level of buffoonery routinely displayed by Radio would only make him seem more credible by comparison.

So to get handled by the likes of Radio was a severely damaging intrusion on Lang’s own mythic self-image. Somebody had to pay for it. Lang selected the high school student who was playfully taunting him. The source continued: “Lang yelled at him to get up and spar with him. He started battering the kid with leg kicks and taunting him. It was sickening, because he had no idea at all what to do and was just getting abused. He fell over a couple of times and Lang yelled at him to get up and then kept kicking him more.”

The source said that Lang only stopped beating this minor after he and Radio intervened. “After that Lang got a really cocky attitude towards everybody,” the source reported.

At the time this incident was happening, Phil Gizzi and other members of the MixedMartialArts.com UG thread devoted to exposing Lang were closing in on this latest phony school. The source reported that within a week after this abusive incident, he and the other “students” had all been contacted with the truth about Lang and his history of deceptions. According to the source, Radio does deserve credit for helping to quickly convince everybody that Lang probably was a fraud after all.

Lang was supposed to meet with Radio and the “students” to explain himself and provide proof of his true credentials. Instead he removed all the equipment from his rented space while nobody was around and locked the doors. The source reports that Lang sent him an email a few days later. “He said he didn’t need to explain himself to me and that I should come train with him in the shed behind his house because he wasn’t going to refund the money I had paid for the month.”

Lang with “Radio”

Dave Lang has not used his phony martial arts credential only to negatively influence high school students. During the course of this investigation, this writer has also learned that Lang has actively recruited “students” from among the young mothers being served by a Christian non-profit operated by his own mother, Patricia Lang, called “Helping Hands Caring Hearts, Inc.” In at least one case this has led a vulnerable mother who went looking for help in the spirit of Christian fellowship down a path of debauchery that has resulted in public exposure and humiliation.

One of Lang’s most devoted and loyal students during the recent unraveling of his latest school at the Northeast Martial Arts Institute in Cortland is a young mother he met through Patricia Lang. Multiple sources have confirmed her involvement with Patricia Lang and “Helping Hands,” and one source who briefly attended Lang’s most recent “school”—and reported that Lang had also attempted to sexually seduce her—confirmed to this writer that this woman had told her that she and Lang had met at Patricia Lang’s office.

This student can be seen in numerous photos of Lang and his students, posing proudly. Sources who attended a Carlos David Oliveira seminar in Virginia, that this young woman attended with Lang, report that she behaved in a cocky, disrespectful manner throughout the weekend. She is clearly very enamored by her phony tough-guy boyfriend, so much so that she eagerly engaged in a sordid affair with him while he was still living with his second wife, reportedly even recording a homemade sex video with him.

This came to light when Lang’s most recent ex-wife posted this woman’s name and photograph on the notorious website “She’s a Homewrecker,” along with still shots from the reputed sex video. It should be noted that Lang’s second wife became involved with him while his first wife was pregnant with his first child. Lang’s second wife was also at one time an active accomplice in his fraudulent attempts to convince the world that he was a BJJ expert.

From what this writer has learned about Lang’s latest paramour, she is certainly of questionable moral character. She also contacted the Police Gazette directly to stand up for her man and to denounce this writer as a “fraud.” However, this writer can only really feel pity for her and hope that she comes to her senses at some point and realizes how badly she has been manipulated.

One can only imagine how vulnerable a single mother would be to the manipulations of a skilled con man who is presenting himself as a kind of ultimate alpha male, a martial arts expert and war veteran who offers to teach her how to “defend herself.” This fraud was introduced to her as the son of the woman running the Christian agency where she had gone for help. So it should not be surprising that she easily fell for his scam.

It is difficult to determine the degree to which Patricia Lang is aware of just how much of a fraud her son is. In the past few years as he has been exposed time and again, she has remained an active, vocal Facebook supporter of every incarnation of his school that has appeared, regardless of the shifting claims he has made about his martial arts lineage and the ever-changing aliases he has used to represent himself.

It is also known that Patricia Lang has told people that the Langs are in fact descended from Brazil, even though she knows very well that her husband was born in Canada and that members of the family have traced the lineage from Canada back to Ireland and France.

What cannot be doubted is that Patricia Lang has funded her non-profit endeavors with the tax-deductible donations of sincere Christian people in the Cortland County area who believed they were supporting a mission consistent with the teachings of Jesus Christ. Nowhere in my Bible does Jesus appear to condone lying to and sexually seducing those who come to you in need of help.

Patricia Lang with the student who her son David got posted on Homewreckers

Earlier installments of this exposé have already detailed Lang’s history of lying about his past as a member of the 101st Airborne who served two combat tours in Afghanistan. Multiple sources have confirmed that Lang in fact has a longtime acquaintance who did serve with the 101st and that Lang has consistently presented this acquaintance’s stories as his own.

This writer is himself a veteran who served as a mechanized infantry dismount during Operations Desert Shield, Desert Storm and Desert Sabre. For this reason, the phony war veteran angle has always been a particularly infuriating aspect of Lang’s con.

But really, one does not need to be a veteran to find Lang’s miscreant appropriation of veteran status offensive. Most Americans, regardless of political affiliation or foreign policy opinions, have a great deal of respect and appreciation for service members. It’s built into the national DNA. This writer believes he has almost certainly received jobs and academic appointments over the past 20 years in part due to being a veteran.

So to lie and claim you are a veteran is really one of the most manipulative and offensive things you can do in American society. It’s a slap in the face to every man and woman who ever signed the blank check to Uncle Sam that is redeemable with their lives. It is a betrayal of the collective goodwill our society feels towards and offers those men and women.

But the most recent information uncovered during this investigation has revealed that Lang’s offenses against that member of the 101st Airborne go beyond merely appropriating aspects of that soldier’s identity for his own personal gain. David Lang did not merely appropriate that soldier’s tours as his own; Lang actively undermined him while he was on deployment, sending him false information that threatened his ability to carry out his mission and potentially put his life and the lives of his squad members at risk. Lang also appears to have played a chief role in destroying this young soldier’s marriage.

According to sources this writer spoke with last week, while this soldier was on deployment to Afghanistan with the 101st, Lang began to send the soldier messages reporting that he had seen the soldier’s wife at “swingers parties,” making out with different men. The young wife became aware of this when a MySpace contact she barely knew messaged her and said her husband had been sending him threatening messages from Afghanistan. The wife was also contacted by a higher-ranking soldier’s wife who reported that her husband was “going crazy” because of suspected infidelity.

Any veteran who has been on deployment will know that nothing screws with a soldier’s head worse than thinking that his wife or girlfriend is back at home being unfaithful to him. For young soldiers, this can be particularly difficult to put aside while focusing on the life-or-death realities of daily life. Grunts on deployment in a line unit have a lot of time to do nothing but churn over the poison thoughts in their heads. Worrying about what their wife is doing back home with “Jody” has caused more than one young soldier to blow out his brains, or go crazy and shoot a commanding officer or an NCO or a team member.

Nobody who truly cared about a soldier on deployment would ever send them messages about their significant other cheating on them. Even if it were true, it’s the sort of thing that should be withheld until they are back in a safe place. Putting that kind of information into a soldier’s head while he’s deployed to the front lines does nothing but make him a danger to himself and those who are depending upon him.

But trying to undermine the relationships of those Lang has cultivated a trust with is entirely consistent with his methods. This writer has spoken at length with a former “student” who spent hundreds of hours developing what he thought was a meaningful friendship with Lang and he reported that Lang had always subtly tried to undermine his relationship with his fiance, and eventual wife, by suggesting that she was fooling around with various Facebook contacts she knew from school.

In the case of the soldier from the 101st, Lang had convinced the young man to take out a large personal loan so that the two could start a business selling guitars. Sources have reported that the wife had always been distrustful of Lang, so his motivation for getting her out of the picture was obvious.

This young army couple had a dog together, a female pit bull named “Snow” who multiple sources have described as a sweet and intelligent dog. During the deployment, when their marriage began to falter, the wife moved back in with her parents and had to find some temporary housing for the dog.

Near the end of the soldier’s deployment, when he and his wife had reportedly made plans for marriage counseling once he was back in the United States, the wife dropped the dog off with Lang. The wife never saw the dog alive again.

Lang’s specific role in the death of the dog is not precisely known. SPCA investigations at the time were incompletely conducted. What is known is that the dog’s death was a ghoulish ordeal. First it was fed chicken bones. It was also shot approximately 20 times with .22 caliber bullets, with 8 or 9 bullets fired directly into the dog’s head at point-blank range.

When the wife learned about the death of her dog, she was no longer interested in any sort of reconciliation. The soldier came back from deployment to find his marriage over, with a restraining order against him.

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A Final Note from the Author: This concludes the final installment of this three-part series on Dave Lang. Please note that the convoluted history of his lies and deceptions cannot even began to be covered in a space this small. There will be a book developed from this investigation.

Also please note that some of Lang’s most unspeakable acts have been omitted from this report, out of deference to his victims.

Various sources have contacted me stating that Lang has claimed he plans to take legal action and “sue” me. I laugh out loud every time I hear this. I dream of the day I can face down Dave Lang and his enabling mother Patricia in a courtroom and feel 100 percent confident that without any formal legal training I will be able to rout whatever lowlife bottom feeder they are able to muster for an attorney.

But I seriously doubt David Lang will ever take legal action. He knows very well that everything I have written about him is true and he does not have any basis whatsoever to sue for libel. His claims of planning to do so are for no other purpose than to continue deceiving those who are still naïve enough to believe in him. “Don’t worry,” this lowlife fraud is telling those poor souls, “I’m going to sue this guy and prove I am who I claim to be.”

It will never happen.

Those poor fools who still believe in this con man should also be aware that Lang has been actively ignoring a twice-issued challenge from an Ithaca-based BJJ blue belt. This challenge has been made twice on the UG Fraud thread and was passed along to Lang’s current girlfriend when she contacted the Police Gazette. It is known without a doubt that Lang follows the UG thread with devotion. Time and again, when his bogus social media postings have been posted to the thread, he has reacted within hours to remove or block access to that social media.

So he knows he’s been called out. And he knows that he’s a fraud and would get smashed by the blue belt who is calling him out.

Keep that in mind, those few of you who might be reading this who still believe that Dave Lang is anything other than a two-bit con artist and fraud.

Read Part One and Part Two.