Horoscope for August

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Is it love or infatuation? A surprise visit could tell the tale! Keep your windows clean and a check on all mechanical belongings this month while staying out of direct sunlight when possible.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A friend from childhood could bring some shocking news this month. Keep your calm and your hands on the wheel. 3 and 7 are your lucky numbers, but don’t go near anyone with a strange beard.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Baseball, hot dogs, apple pie, and dynamite? If that means something to you then the time is RIGHT. Seal all exits and make sure no one finds the comb. Thirteen voices can’t be wrong!

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sticks and stones may break your bones, but words could crucify you. Steer clear of former lovers this month and away from railroad tracks.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take some time to RELAX! A man with glasses could offer a nice reward this month. 45 and 68 are your lucky numbers.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Jupiter is in your 4th house this month, which can bode well for any undercover dealings you may have been planning. Do not trust an Aries or anyone wearing a denim shirt, for they have motives that do not involve your good health.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Romance is yours! An extra breath mint or cigarette in the hallway could bring unexpected surprises. Throw caution to the wind in matters involving finance.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Bad luck comes in threes, but a pair of enemies can prove dangerous on the 12th. Keep smiling, but beware of any anonymous phone calls this month.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You have always had a distrust of people dressed in blue and with good reason! A neighbor has a particularly valuable new toy that just may be within your reach if the opportunity arises.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A woman with an earthy smell brings good news this month. “S” and “T” have more surprises in store, so carry a minimal amount of cash.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): What’s 10 times 11?  Keep that number in mind if anyone starts asking questions. Pizza and Soul Food won’t bode well for your system while Mars is in Capricorn.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep your ears in tune to any unusual sounds this month, particularly in the forest. Someone with a gold tooth could be particularly interested in your whereabouts.

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