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~World Records~
Loudest Burp
Farthest Eyeball Popper
Most Spoons Balanced on the Face
Heaviest Weight Dangled from a Swallowed Sword
Fastest Run 100 Meters Barefoot on Ice
Fastest Time to Pluck a Turkey
Most Cockroaches Eaten
Most Books Typed Backwards
Heaviest Car Balanced on the Head
Heaviest Weight Lifted with Ear
Most Live Rattlesnakes Held in the Mouth
Pogo Stick Jumping—Distance
Longest Lawn Mower Ride
Longest Time on Doggy Death Row
Most Tennis Balls Held in the Mouth—Dog
Largest Plate Inserted in Human Skull
Fastest Rap MC
Fastest Harmonica Player
Longest Full-Body Burn (Without Oxygen)
Fastest Handcuff Escape
Fastest Game of Operation
Largest Collection of Airplane Sick Bags
Fastest Furniture
Longest Journey by Tractor
Bench Press, Most Weights in One Hour
Most Basketballs Spun Simultaneously
Longest Golf Cart
Courtesy of Guinness World Records